More intelligent, anyway - not that that's saying much.
Iris, I'm not having this conversation with you again. Probably shouldn't have tried to explain it to you in the first place, muggles just don't understand.
[ Oh my god, Iris - it's so much more than just that. ]
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tfln overflow @eloquentness
[ She really is having too much fun with this. You can practically hear him rolling his eyes through the text. ]
Yeah alright, very amusing, but you have to admit magic makes everything more exciting.
And a person wouldn't just mail Howlers as a part-time job, Iris.
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Btw, I like how THAT'S what you take offense to. Not their ridiculous budget. Not their incompatible needs. But the impossible part-time job. :P
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And mailing Howlers is quaint and all, but it doesn't pay for that flat, or the newest line of broomsticks for junior.
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I still can't believe broomsticks get upgrades. What's there to improve upon??
[ it's a broom. that children fly on. surely they just wave their hands and presto, the broom flies? ]
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Iris, I'm not having this conversation with you again. Probably shouldn't have tried to explain it to you in the first place, muggles just don't understand.
[ Oh my god, Iris - it's so much more than just that. ]
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Tennis rackets and golf clubs don't exactly get upgrades. Though it could be a neat PR trick if they did... 🤔